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neatpotatoes:

a call i was never prepared for

neatpotatoes:

a call i was never prepared for

Anonymous said:
u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

albertocus:

fluffy-moose:

sarahisnotonice:

7mins-in-heaven-w-dean:

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

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i always have a double chin.

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i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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i thinks shes beautiful in my opinion 

This girl is my hero.

Fake girls with lots of work done take lots of time on lots of selfies, no one bates an eye.

A normal woman takes one regular selfie and everyone loses their mind.

sophomorealbum:

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Sometimes I look kinda cute. Sometimes, I also go shopping.

Sometimes I look kinda cute. Sometimes, I also go shopping.

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

browneyedanachronism:

gallifrey-feels:

foxinu:

zooophagous:

sizvideos:

Cat Saves Little Boy From Being Attacked by Neighbor’s Dog - Video

Good kitty

aw it got cuter. a boy and his cat. :’)

it gets better: The kid has autism, and the cat has basically declared herself his tiny fuzzy body guard- she’s been super attached to him since he was born.

OKAY I NEED AN ADORABLE ILLUSTRATION OF THIS ADORABLE BOY AND HIS CAT LIKE NOW, DIGITAL ART-INCLINED SIDE OF TUMBLR